They married young she became a widow And for all of her bingo friends- ditto She succumbed to ordinary jive And was miserable Tired of waiting for her ship and captain Too afraid that the prior would happen Fell in love with an ordinary guy Who was dressed in drag Your love's better than aliens tonight -repeat- Your love's better than anything that I like Alot How can you bury your head so deep In the bed (and pillowcase) Girl, there's no oxygen Shortly after, the waves came crashing in She moved on to find bigger fish to swim with In the lonely, lonely November night She was abducted on sight Based on her principles Your love's better than aliens tonight -repeat- Your love's better than everything that I like