Favorite Chair

G       Em
Awake again
      G         Em
More foe than friend
         G       Em      C    D
What's a crime without a witness?
     G        Em
All pine and sap
      G          Em
More noose than trap
      G      Em
Don't cry, dear
           C    D
It's only business

[Chorus]
    G                 Em       G          G
So tell me have you seen me anywhere, anywhere
      C
With brand new ink and knee-length hair
      G                  D
With loads to say and time to spare
         C
Well, I always imagine you there
        G
In your favorite chair

[Solo]
G C G C D G G

[Verse 2]
         G       Em
So I'll awake again
     G       Em
For if and when
     G     Em   C    D
You ever truly need me
            G         Em
Oh, I'll be by your side
     G     Em
In record time
      G           Em       C     D
Till then, I'll stay here sleeping

[Chorus]
    G
So tell me any story
  G              G
But the truth, but the truth
          C
Tell me horror stories
          C
Say he's bad to you
          G
And his teeth taste strange
          D
And he's a lousy screw

[Verse 3]
        C           D                       G
Am I always lying there between the two of you?
        C                  D                                  G
Am I always gonna sit and stay here like you taught me to?
                   G        Em
In your favorite chair
                   G        Em     G
In your favorite chair
Em               G    Em    G
Like you used to
Em               G    Em    G   Em   G
Yeah, like you used to