Been in the pub since half past five All day long I've laughed and cried I'm like you I need a drink or two Mum's down the bingo it's Friday night Dad's down the dogtrack I hope he has a fight I'm alright I know what I want tonight I'm gonna get my end away I'm gonna get my end away I'm gonna get my evil way I don't know what I'm doing But I don't care I'd better go to the loo I'm just about to ...bleugh But I'm like you I need a drink or two I wanna girl but there's nothing in here Just old men and pints of beer But I'll be alright if I get what I want tonight I wanna get my end away I wanna get my end away I wanna have my evil way Oh look at that Harry lovely innit Innit handsome hey oh what a pair on that What could you do with that I could do with that definitely Oi darling, over here love, come on Come and have a good time with us I wanna get my end away I wanna get my end away I wanna have my evil way