Row, row down the stream This is not a dream Row, row down the stream The ferryman only deals in cash Joe met Daisy on the Day of the Dead When he woke up, drunk and handcuffed To a dirty double bed She said: Joe, you should be wary of The women you pretend to love Then she wrapped a plastic bag around his head Joe met Daisy on the Day of the Dead Boy, your time is coming fast And the ferryman only deals in cash Boy, your time is coming fast And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash Ben met Gary at a back room game of pool When he caught him petting heavy With a boy from Baton Rouge He said: Ben, you should've learned by now I'm not a fan of fucking around! Then he beat him with a bottle and a cue Ben met Gary at a back room game of pool Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream) Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash Never again can be innocent And everything ends, well, it just makes sense If up has a down, there's another side In there's an out, so it's worth a try People want each other, but they want themselves more Even when your lover's something new to live for Is to die for, therefore to kill for Black has white so go to the light, my love Jane met Ginger over dinner in July Ginger said that she'd forgive her For the secrets and the lies So they drank a toast for days to come And the Devil spoke with Ginger's tongue Oh, I hope you like champagne with cyanide! Jane met Ginger over dinner in July Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream) Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream) Boy, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream) And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash! Shh!