I eat food to satisfy my hunger I drink water to quench my thirst I use my mouth and air to blow balloon up I prick with pin to watch it burst To make noise, I use my breath To unlock doors I use a key When I'm looking for something, I use my eyes I use booze to unlock me I sweep so I can sleep I sweep so I can sleep Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep I wear shoes so I can run As to avoid the broken glass I wear the pants because they suit me And to discourage the pinchin' of ass I'll tell a joke to make you laugh I'll close the door to have a cry They say that change and pain is a positive thing So have I changed since you died? I sweep so I can sleep I sweep so I can sleep Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know But I drink to get drunk Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know But I drink to get drunk Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know But I, but I, but I drink to get drunk Don't ask me why I smoke, I don't know But I, but I, but I drink to get drunk That noise again That noise again