And i always find, yeah, i always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what i don't like the most So i think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that i know Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs That'll never take work off Baby, i got a plan Run away fast as you can She find pictures in my email I sent this bitch a picture of my, dick I don't know what it is with females But i'm not too good with that, shit See, i could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hoodrats And i just blame everything on you At least you know that's what i'm good at And i always find Yeah, i always find Yeah, i always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what i don't like the most So i think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that i know Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs That'll never take work off Baby, i got a plan Run away fast as you can Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away Doesn't have to get crazy, Why can't she just run away? Babe i've got a plan, Run away as fast as you can Run away from me, baby Run away Run away from me, baby Run away Doesn't have to get crazy, Why can't she just, run away? Baby i got a plan, Run away as fast as you can 27/7, 365 groupies stay on their grind I-I-I-I did it, all right, I hope you get it But now that you're either leave or get wit' it I'm not in show business, this is just reality You can't afford guilt on a rock band salary Micky full of vodka, you're looking like Malory Fuck Cali money, you should atick to counting colories And let me tell you this thing here is wearing thin Unless you got a couple of friends that want sharing in And yesterday you were outside staring in, And now you're here and next week you'll be here for then Every tour bus visited, every laminate Comes with expectations from that band you're with This is everyday business, so manage it... Or run away now if your ass can't handle it Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And i know it did damage Plus the look in your eyes, is killing me I guess you knew an advantage Cuz you can blame me for every thing And i don't know how imma manage If one day you just up and leave And, i always find somethin' wrong Yeah i always find somethin' wrong You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long I'm so gifted at findin' what i don't like the most So i think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that i know Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs That'll never take work off Baby, i got a plan Run away fast as you can