This is the happy house We're happy here, in the happy house Oh, it's such fun, fun, fun We've come to play in the happy house And waste a day in the happy house It never rains, never rains We've come to scream in the happy house We're in a dream in the happy house We're all quite sane, hey, hey, ooh This is the happy house. We're happy here There's room for you if you say I do But don't say no or you'll have to go We've done no wrong with our blinkers on It's safe and calm if you sing along Sing along, sing along, ooh This is the happy house We're happy here, in the happy house To forget ourselves And pretend all's well There is no hell