Tell me what to do When you have no money But you got a simple way Yet so insane to get some I was getting tired Of all that boring work But I had to pay my rent And get drunk and stoned with my friends Then somebody told me There’s a very easy way to get cash! All you gotta do is dance at Beer House Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy Uh, uh, dancing for money is not so funny I was unaware Of what would happen So I took the job and happily Went to work on that day I begin to dance And then I finally notice All of those old ladies’ eyes that said Let me take a piece of you You hottie, handsome, sexy boy! Let’s leave this place, come to my house! Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy Uh, uh, uh, Beer House boy Uh, uh, dancing for money is not so funny Dancing for money is not so funny