F Dm Charlie 'n Charlie are twins F Dm You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins - Bb C Am Dm The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game Bb C F Bb F 'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same F Dm Collecting driftwood down by the shore F Dm Charlie thought he'd open a store... Bb C Am Dm Across the sands a stranger was approaching on his hands, (tin can) - Bb C F Bb F Charlie faced Charlie like a man [Instrumental] Cm Gm F Am Cm Gm Bb C F Dm I saw Charlie jump and holler F Dm When Charlie dropped a dollar down his collar - Bb C Am Dm "You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (what a shame) - Bb C F Bb F 'cos your neck and my neck are the same." [Instrumental] Cm Gm F Am Cm Gm Bb C F Dm Charlie 'n Charlie are twins F Dm You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins - Bb C Am Dm The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game Bb C F Bb F 'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same