Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys Then he comes home and he's liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb to see He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D. Wake up, wake up Stanley Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he's a real party guy He'd even buy a bottle for me or you if we'd hang out with him tonight It's 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends Well Stanley thinks he's cool, but he's too dumb tosee He don't have any friends, he's just got a fake I.D. He's got a fake I.D.