Every girl I've ever loved Has wanted to be hit Every girl I've ever loved Wanted to be hit Every girl I've ever loved Has wanted to be hit Every girl I've ever loved Left me, 'cause I wouldn't do it. Got some advice for you friend Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em Alright now Seems my sensitive touch Can be given by, any old shmuck Alright now (repeat chorus)