I wanna do bad things with you I wanna do real bad things with you What?s happenin? Sookie It?s Snoop Dogg I?m only in Bon Temps for one day Come close baby I?m the Dogg that don?t bite Woof, woof Oh Sookie Let me get in your head Oh Sookie We can lay in the bed Oh Sookie Choose a player like me Do it in the daytime with the D-O double G Oh Sookie Can I take you away Oh Sookie You ever been to LA? Oh Sookie Come and play on my team We?ll do it in the daytime Bill won?t know a thing Oh sookie Take this mary jay cookie And roll with the Dogg, vampires can?t hook me You outta Bon Temps You need a Bon pimp A real Don Juan You might get whipped Yellow cars ain?t fly So hop in my jet Try to read my mind You might get wet Choose big or lose big I know all the spots Then order you a gin and juice at Merlotte?s (Chorus) Leave a stain on my brain Can a dog get some love Won?t trick you like Eric And make you drink blood Sookie Stackhouse but Snopp he stack a grip Sam ain?t a man he done turned into a bitch Bill ain?t for real He ain?t True blood Snoop is a G I smoke true bud Wanna be a vampire Gotta listen up I hit you with a glamour I think you wanna suck these nuts (Chorus) See Sookie You should come try some of this You know I get more pussy than your brother Oh yeah and bring a friend Matter fact bring your best friend, Tara I got some real eggs for her to eat And these eggs come with a whole lot of cheese and greens Sookieasy Sookieasy Sookieasy