I woke up, can't wait to eat Got my cereal, boy was i beat Opened the fridge, and to my dismay There was no milk, my mother will pay [chorus] I want some milk, my coffee grows cold I want some milk, i should've been told [bridge] I wish i had some god damn milk My cheerios just ain't the same I wish i had some god damn milk Too bad the milkman never came I can't go out to the store I'll just wait till my mother buys more I'll just have wheat thins and beer If i get sick, the toilet is near [chorus-bridge-chorus]