Irving, where are my maxi pads? Help me find them before I paint the whole house red You men have it so easy I wish that you could feel this just once I'm passing clots the size of basketballs Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Oh, God, it's stained through onto my new dress God damn it, why'd this have to happen now? I can't go out like this, i look like i've been shot Ohhh... You're hungry are you? Well come here irving, darling How about a Bloody Mary? Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues Pre-menstrual princess blues