Cm Fm A#
Ward off great evil
G# A# G
'For I reach the front door
G# G Cm
What am I in hell for?
G# G
Was I born to be tortured?
Cm Fm A#
Creatures, medieval
G#
Can you guide me?
A# G
YES, OF COURSE
G# Gm Cm
Fairy, goblin, unicorn
G# G
Point me the way with your horn
[Verse]
N.C
So you
G
Don’t believe me
Am D
Well I'll make it easy
Em G
I'll burst open the seams
Am D
With you standing next to me
G
What look like raisins
Am D
Are plastered on my skin
Em G
Naturally occurring
Am D D D
Monster making condition
[Transition]
G C Bm A F#
[Verse]
C D Bm
It’s not the effect of poison ivy
C G
I go hiking carefully
Am G
How come they want me on tv?
Em B
Am I really that much of a freak?
C D Bm
Why evеr would I come out of hiding
C G
When nobodies nicе to me?
Am G
How could anyone think I'm lovely
Em B
When they retch at the sight of me?
[Chorus]
C
I'd like to get groovy
D
To drink a mango smoothie
Em B
I'd like to watch a movie with-out
Am B
Everyone, and the sun
C G
Telling me that I look dumb
Em
Hate my buds
B C G
Just because there's not enough room for us
Em D B
They forced me to eat ice
C G
Then I broke my teeth and cried
Am B
Jekyll, Hyde, Dragon, Slime
C G
The only ones who are kind
C G
Not my fault my body's spots
C G
Resemble dried apricots
[Verse]
C G
Beedo, Appadeebin
Am G
Wish I did but I don't believe him
C G
All I want is a quiet evening
Am B
And now you're telling me my dream’s not one that’s worth believing in?
C G
Eedo, Appigo Appadeeben
Am Bm
Yeah I'm ugly but there is a reason
C G
I came out of the oven too seasoned
Am B
Sometimes there’s a casserole that just isn't worth eating
[Transition]
G C Bm Bm/E Am D
G A Bm C D G
[Verse]
C Bm
I imagine self-worth and inner peace
Am G
Tastes like artificial cherry
C
No, Wait
G
Maybe more like ice cream
Am B
Either way I really could use some flavouring
C D Bm
Come one everybody, come one come all
C G
The circus clown has dropped the ball
Am G
HOW ABOUT WE GIVE HER A FCE FULL OF PIE
Em B
For some reason, in return, you'd still expect a smile
[Verse]
C D Bm
And, whenever you get mad
Am G
I'm your walking punching bag
Am Bm
Can your conscience handle that?
C D G
It shouldn’t be you, the one who's feeling bad
C D
Not with all your intact arteries
[Chorus]
C
I'd like to get groovy
D
To drink a mango smoothie
Em B
I'd like to watch a movie with-out
Am B
Everyone, and the sun
C G
Telling me I'm not enough
Am B
Why would enjoy this?
C G
No, I'm not a masochist
Am B
With red gloves, all you touch
C G
Certainly will get marked up
Am B
I in fact, in light of this
C D G
Became your painting canvas
[Bridge]
Em Bm
It's me against you and dad
C N.C
Not afraid to punch him back
Em
Happen to want to get hurt badly?
G F# F Em
Then go ahead and try messing with me
B A# A G
I assure you I'll split you to atoms for free
Em F# G F# Em
Worse than that, I'll steal all the cholate out your dear chocolate chip cookies
Em D#
Purposely misplace your keys
Em D# N.C
Be the reason why you sneeze
[Verse]
G# Fm
When I say green you think of cheese
A#m D# G# Fm A#m D#
But in my mind, I'm picturing some fresh tangerines
G# Fm
You take pictures, I'll fake a smile
A#m D# G# Fm
Through gritting teeth you might surmise it's not the same
A#m D#
But you know that I won't play your game
G# Fm A#m D# G#
Wasted all your day and you let me get away with it
[Verse]
F# D#m
If you look like me, don't go out at night
G#m F#
To a man on edge, you could give a fright
G#m F#
And in self defence, he'll take out a knife
G#m F#
Wouldn't want to cause a scene
G#m F#
Looking like it's time for me to fly away
G#m F#
Maybe I'll see you another day
N.C G#m A#m
Sike, you're probably going the other way
G#m F#
So give a smother to my brother when you see him, okay?
G#m A#m F#
Luckily on my diet, I don't eat meat
G#m A#m C#
For someone who looks like an animal, I'm rather picky
G#m A#m G#m
Not a monster 'cus I don't hate babies, I don't skip cut-scenes
G#m A#m
Eating my own kind is against my beliefs
G#m F#
You, though, had no problem tearing life and limb from Ted and Jim so
G#m A#m
Made of stone your evil heart must be
G#m F#
Could be that your cup of love is filled with liquid savagery
[Ending]
N.C D#m F#
O-o-oh yippadie dee oh yippadie doh doh
G#m A#m F#
Went to the potluck with scones
B Bm A# D#m
You won't take any home, I know
G#m A#m
But I suppose maybe I just want to do some baking
G#m A#m
Take it from me, looks couldn't kill, no
G#m A#m F#
But they can get you disowned
B Bm A# D#m
WE WON'T LOOK AT HER! is that so?
G#m A#m
Then my baked goods are no longer free for the taking
G#m A#m
Thanks for pizza, I'll take a mango
G#m A#m F#
Blend it up real nice and slow
B Bm A# D#m
My dear friends, I have made it home
G#m C# F#
Rewarded with time alone
