When I was a kid, nobody cared about my age And now I know me too I'm kind of useless, kind of boring And now I'm going to college Not even knowing if it's right Study and breathe My mom worries, my dad worries Almost, almost 18 My face is strange And I am so annoying And there are strangers asking about my age I don't want to see what's in your pants Almost almost 18 I want to be an actress I want to make music No, I want to make cakes I'm in love with someone I think differently from everyone, and nobody cares about me Excuse me have you lost your virginity? Almost almost 18