Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends I'm trying to call all my ex-boyfriends Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend To be here with me just like my friend or more Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends It's 5 a.m., I can only call my american my ex-boyfriend, they're not too mean but they are too far for it, Sex, sex, sex, sex! So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying Â"hey, what's up, how are you my friends? I'm coming to new york soon, would you be my fuck friend? You'll never reply cause you think I'm just depressed and you're right" My ex boyfriends! No, you don't even deserve to have your name in a crap song So I won´t say your name, 'cause anyway, you're big enough to know: It's all about you, it's about you (4x) The name who was the number one, start with the t He said "hey c'mon, it's gonna be so fun" But he's the most unfunny person I have ever met Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet Until the day he said, until the day he said: "Sorry, baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common" Age, 26 Dumped after 2 months Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar He's such a fucking liar We were in love, so in love, we were so in love We were in love! The name who was the number two, start with the k No, actually start with the c, but with the k he think he's the coolest I was ready to leave paris for him and be good housewife in the middle of the kansas But from one day to the other he decided it was over For no reason, you know? Just because it's over! He was so romantic, sex was so electric Everything was magic But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick Age, 33 Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears We were in love, so in love, we were so in love We were in love! The name who was the number three Started with the m The winner of competition, the worst of them All he does is watch tv, and do coke, drink whisky and scream his jealousy He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic, just pathetic There are some that we wanna talk about, and some that you don't There are some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't I wanna hear about you, guys I wanna hear about you Cause anyway, you know that is it's all about you It's all about you, it's all about you Tell me why are you gone, you're just losers and I'm alone Tell me why are you gone, you're just losers and I'm alone Again!