Em
What did I do wrong?
G
Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo.
Fm
Am I really all that bad?
Bb
You're worse than Hannibal Lector, Charlie Manson, Freddie Kruger.
Em
Why are we still together?
G
Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead.
Fm
You mean, "till death do us part"?
Bb
I mean like cyanide strangulation or an axe through your head.
[Bridge]
Dm G
It was lucky for us I turned the radio on.
Dm G
They say that music soothes the savage beast.
Dm
There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red.
G
The two of us would surely have ended up dead
[Chorus]
C Fm G
You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm G
You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm
I've never thrown my knickers at you
G
And I don't come from Wales.
[Verse]
Em
Still haven't solved our problem.
G
You mean we hate each other's guts
Fm
Still wanna poison your pizza
Bb
And I still wanna cut off your nuts
Em
I phoned the marriage guidance
G
I tied the phone line round your neck
Fm
I'm sick of all this hatred
Bb
Oh that'll be the arsenic making you sick.
[Bridge]
Dm G
You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff
Dm G
As I tried to jump out, I knocked the stereo on.
Dm
You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes.
G
It was lucky for us; we'd bought his greatest hits!
[Chorus]
C Fm G
You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm G
You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm
I've never thrown my knickers at you
G
And I don't come from Wales.
[Middle]
Em Cmaj7 x4
[Verse]
Em
And now our war is over.
G
I've lost the urge to break your neck
Fm
I owe my life to "What's new, pussy cat?".
Bb
Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead.
Em
Oh, I used to call you Satan.
G
And you were Cruella De'ville.
Fm
But now you call me your Delilah.
Bb
And now I'm not your Lucifer and I am just a pussycat.
[Bridge]
Dm G
But just a word of warning now
Dm G
Just in case we ever get tired of his voice.
Dm
I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong.
G
And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song
[Chorus]
C Fm G
You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm G
You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm
I've never thrown my knickers at you
G
And I don't come from Wales.
[Chorus]
C Fm G
You stopped us from killing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm G
You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones)
C Fm
I've never thrown my knickers at you
G
And I don't come from Wales.
