D A F#m E
You got a cigar, here's a couple more because the offspring
G D
Are springing through swinging doors into a world
G E
Of "ain't he cute, he looks a lot like his father" and
A
Here comes another
[Verse 2 ]
D A F#m
Of that proof that I'm not just a vegetable, the little
E G
Proof that I'm more than a mineral, the little
D G
Proof that I'm just like the next guy,
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Whoever he may be
[Tag]
A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kids?
A5* A5* A5* A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kiiids?
[Chorus]
D G
Crawl, walk, running around
Bm A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D Bm A D D5* D5* A5* N.C.
They'll ensure I'm always around
[Verse 3]
D A F#m E
And your bit and my bit'll do their dance to body rumblings
G D
And tumblings and rote romance and all the while
G E
I'm thinking, deeply thinking, hey what's it gonna be
A
Sod or celebrity
[Bridge]
D A F#
(Boy or girl)
E C G
(Boy or girl)
D
Oh, well its off to work
Gm D G5* A5* D5*
And so long baby, kiss 'em goodbye for me
[Tag]
A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kids?
A5* A5* A5* A5* A5* A5*
Who don't like kiiids?
[Chorus]
D G
Crawl, walk, running around
Bm A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D Bm A D
They'll ensure I'm always around
D5* D5* A5*
(Who don't like kids?)
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids? (who don't like kids?)
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids? (who don't like kids?)
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids?
[Instrumental]
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5*
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5*
A5* A5* D5* D5* D5* A5* N.C.
[Verse 4]
D A F#m
There's more in the wings shall we bring them on or
E G
Shall we just sit and talk 'til the early morning and
D G
Recite sweet nothings, sweet, sweet nothings
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In everybody's ear
[Tag]
D5
Who don't like kids?
D5
Who don't like kids?
D5
Who don't like kids?
D5 D5* D5* A5*
Who don't like kids?
[Chorus]
D G
Crawl, walk, running around
Bm A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D Bm A D
They'll ensure I'm always around
[Tag]
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
[Chorus]
Bm A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D Bm A D
They'll ensure I'm always around
[Tag]
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
N.C.
Who don't like kids?
[Chorus]
Bm A
Living proof that I'm really sound
D Bm A D
They'll ensure I'm always around
[Outro]
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