Elvis was a Kula Shaker Marley, Ziggy, melody-makers She's a Bond babe, kick some ass Dr. No, this girl's got class Charlie's Angels, girls on top Handbags, heels, their pistols rock Baby Love, a soul-glam queen Sing the blues, a love Supreme Sixties-Twiggy set the pace Way back then, she had the face That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl, in a nineties world And she knows just what to do 'Cause the lady is a vamp She's a vixen, not a tramp She's a da da da da da da da Come on fellas, place your bets 'Cause you ain't seen nothin' yet She's the talk of the town, she's the best (yes) Jackie O., we loved her, so So did Mr. President, as far as we know Norma Jeane had a Seven Year Itch Some Like It Hot to a fever-pitch Sandy, Danny, summer love Pink Ladies, T-Birds, the Moon above That's all in the past, legends built to last But she's got something new She's a power girl, in a nineties world She's a downtown, swingin' dude 'Cause the lady is a vamp She's a vixen, not a tramp She's a da da da da da da da Come on fellas, raise your bets 'Cause you ain't seen nothin' yet She's the talk of the town, she's the best (yes) Scary, baby, ginger, posh Sporty, yes, now that's your lot We're the Spice Girls, ready to go Ladies and gents Can you please take your seats? And we hope that you enjoy the show (Hahaha) (Thank you, very much)