We are Splitsville We are Radio Hitsville. . . . This is our theme song 90 seconds long Took us even less To create the rest. . . . Playin' with our toys Makin' lovely noise Let's stop playin' games It's time to learn our names. . . Capain Dusty. . . Messiah Kari. . . Johnny Immaculate. . . We are Splitsville !