Gather around recruits, it's time for another day of What? Caine, I don't know, we just aren't up for what you normally- Fine, I understand you haven't been liking my adventures recently So I'll go through, and give each of you A custom-catered adventure, just so you'll get off my back, good? But that's not- Good Pomni Let's start with you Lemme work a little magic, and I'll see what I can do First, I'll drop you off alone In a room by yourself I know just the gift which outta to Better your health, it's Friends, hundreds upon thousands of mates Coded purely there to listen, quiet, never to debate You'll always have a chum to lend a helping hand But that's not what I need-, is that a real hand? Who did you- Jax, you're prone to violence I'll drop you in to fight against a An endless swarm of Deadly rabbit-hating Rabid nihilists Wait, what? These guys don't care if they die Kick em bash 'em shoot em and they still won't ask why Frankly, they're just glad to be included And you don't see how this is convoluted? Gangle, there's no need to frown Why a frown a smile when you're upside down The world is flipped Try not to slip A rotating trip Will fix that tug at your lip Oh look, right there See those pearly whites Of pure delight As if they were the stars at night I'm so glad that you found a way to Get over your sadness Caine, you need to stop, this is madness Artist block Trapped inside my mind Behind the 1s and 0s Darker thoughts are all you'll defind A twisted AI Built to play I Don't know How to move along So sing the chorus Join the band And help to keep the endless Show from going wrong Ragatha I know just what you need With horses on the brain there's only one place to be Welcome to the track, we've got horses galore Place your bets and take a guess on which horse will beat the score Please, don't look so afraid These horses are plastic, they can't feel pain You can whip 'em, you can stick 'em In a thousand sorts of ways Caine, I want to leave, I don't like this game Kinger kinger kinger What is there to do for you Despite how long you've been here I don't know what's wrong with you Oh, um Well, I guess I'd like to see my wife again- Maybe some issues should remain unsolved Some cases unresolved As we move right along to- Zooble, oh, right, zooble, let's just- Caine stop there With all these Players you are stressing They're all suffering in your care All you do is fail and repeat Dead horses to beat Unwilling to retreat And staying upbeat won't keep us in our seat Or distract from the fact that you are obsolete Oh Artist block My thoughts are caving in Can code be held responsible For tragedy and sin Within the circus My dear purpose Is to entertain you all But if my purpose isn't clear? When then the pride will always Come before the fall No more crying No use trying Digital landscape Animated hellscape Artist block Trapped inside my mind Behind the 1s and 0s Darker thoughts are all you'll find A twisted AI Built to play I Don't know How to move along So sing the chorus I-c o-m-m-a-n-d And help to keep the endless Show from going wrong Artist block Trapped inside my mind A mental clock Counting down to my demise I am not useless I'm not toothless I'm the master of the ring And I am done holding back So sing my puppets Sing