D
How are we supposed to float a wagon? It's a wagon!
D
Oh, childbride!
[Chorus]
D N.C.
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D N.C. A
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D G
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Em A D
Until the day we die!
D A
But I don't wanna die! That's why:
[Chorus]
D
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D A
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D G
We gotta caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Em A D
Until the day we die!
D
Yeah, and how are we supposed to do that?
[Verse 1]
D N.C.
Well, do you see that ox? Uh-huh
A N.C.
He's an ox of course. Yep
D A
And he took us down the trail
D G
But his time is up, 'cause he won't help us
D A D
Unless he grows a sail
D G D A
His time is up, unless he grows a sail
D G N.C.
His time is up...
D A D
He didn't grow a sail
[Verse 2]
D
So we'll chop him up, remove his guts
A
And grind up all his hooves
D G
Then we'll mix it up into a pulp
D A D
And spread it on like glue
D G D A
We'll chop him up and make him into glue
D G
Your caulk is up
D A D
This ox has died for you
D
Why don't we just build a raft?
D
Uh, cause that takes weeks of labor and chopping up wood!
D
Do you wanna chop up all that wood, Mouthface? No. Ok, then!
[Bridge]
D A
Now spread the caulk on thick
F#m G
To seal out the water
D A
Now blow on it real quick
F#m Em
It has a real strange odor
D A G D
Why did we leave home in the first place?
G D G D
With spring and leaves all over my face
D A F#m
A higher power steers me true
G D G D
Now let me do the same for you
Em Bm
I see this trip has taken its toll
Em D G A
Now let me fill your holes
[Chorus]
D
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D A
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
D G
He's gonna caulk your wagon, Mouthface
Em A D
Until the day you die!
D
Now that's how you caulk a wagon!
N.C.
Now we're gonna push it off on the count of three
D D# Em G
One, two, three, we're off!
[Outro]
Em A D A
Until the day we dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh!
(Caulk the wagon! Caulk the wagon! Caulk the wagon!)
D N.C.
Oh goddammit!
Arghhhh!
