When the Sun wakes up in the west And lays its head down in the east When they ordain Madalene O'Hare And she becomes a priest When a San Diego sailor Comes home with no tatoo When the lights go out At wrigley field I'll be coming home to you But don't wait on me little darling Lord, can't you see little darling? I only go so far then no guarantee Don't wait on me to win you That's something I just can't do Never have and don't intend To don't wait on me When the wind don't blow in Chicago And L.A. is cold and clear When they unfurl old glory And no one stands to cheer When my brother-in-law phones me And the charges aren't reversed When the cabby don't want a bigger tip I'll be sliding home from first But don't wait on me little darling Lord, can't you see little darling? I only go so far then no guarantee Don't wait on me to win you That's something I just can't do Never have and don't intend To don't wait on me When you load up on a long shot And you win by half a note When the 4th of July parade Is cold because it snowed When the waiting room is empty And the doc says, come right in When Christmas comes before new year's I'll be coming home again But don't wait on me little darling Lord, can't you see little darling? I only go so far then no guarantee Don't wait on me to win you That's something I just can't do Never have and don't intend To don't wait on me