Nine in the morning singing the blues In the hotel lobby missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as you reach for the door Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a whore No one to blame Every weekend it’s the same Your vagina still ain’t tame Baby stand up tall and walk that walk of shame Sun coming up ...Side of the road You stumble from the bus all covered in load Take a dump in the alley In the spot where your car got towed Your friends all left 4 hours before Ran outta coke - went looking for more While you were doing ass to mouth On the tour bus floor No one to blame Everyone night stand’s the same It’s the hide that sausage game Baby smile real big and walk that walk of shame Baby sucking lots of dicks is so rock and roll Sucking lots of dicks is so rock and roll You don’t have to be a fireman to ride the pole And no amount of respect is gonna save your soul Many moons pass Your tits grow long But your pussy doesn’t ever stop Craving the dong Now a bunch of old folks Gangbanging doesn’t seem so wrong You grab a couple old rockers And have a ménage Your bit up old tits get a cum barrage Now satchel and stix do the walk Outta Lexxi’s mom’s garage Fucking Lexxi’s mom is so rock and roll Fucking Lexxi’s mom is so rock and roll She takes a 5 inches up in every hole She likes to rock and roll on the Rock and roll pole!! She’s a special kind of older dame In the DP hall of fame For Stix and Satchel it’s worth that walk of shame Put your guy liner on and walk that walk of shame