It's College time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting mixer at Delta Chi we take some oxycontin Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn't on the syllabus I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants I love her student body She wants a better grade I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid I hope you've boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test So let's skip it and get to the oral exam I'm a bad professor that's a blow job reference I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad man