C F Am G
Vegan living, so healthy and clean
C F Am G
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
C
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat
G F
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed
C
stew
G F
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin
C
tofu
G F
I respect every creature from horse,
C
Fly to Cow
C G F
I’d blow a goat for some bacon right
C
now
C G C
Yeah I’d blow a goat for some bacon, right now
Am G C F Am G C
C F
You eat your southern fried chicken
Am G
And I’ll just have fruit
C
How’s that T-bone?
F
No really, it’s cool
Am G
I’ll just chew on this turnip root
C
With a couple chick peas
Kill me please
G
I’m tired of hummus
F C
And bulgur wheat
G
Tofurkey tofuck yourself
F C
I want some meat
G F
I respect every creature the birds and
C
the bees
C G F
But I’d eat the shit out some Whopper
C
with cheese
C G C
Believe me I’d fuck up that Whopper with cheese
Am G C F x7
G F C
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
G
A handful of trail mix
F C
Mmm what a treat
G F
How bout some soy yogurt served in a
C
bowl?
C G F C
I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
C G C
Yeah I’d rather eat a hobo’s asshole
