When I was, A boy of ten I had a very best friend Fred was kind with good intent but just a little different Oooh, Special Fred mama dropped him on his head now he's not so bright instead he's a little bit special just a little bit We'd play tag and he'd get hurt I'd play a soldier he'd eat dirt I liked math, and spelling bees fred liked talking to a tree ooh special Fred Mama dropped him on his head now she keeps him in the shed cuz he's a little bit special just a little bit I ran track, hung out at malls fred ran headfirst into walls I had girls and lots of clothes fred had names for all his toes ooh special fred mama dropped him on his head now he thinks he's a piece of bread cuz he's a little bit special just a little bit one day, when talking to special fred, he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head and as he laughed at me that's when I knew special fred just made me special toooo! Now I laugh as I count bugs I give strangers great big hugs next to me, fred is fine yeah, he's a fuckin Einstein ooh special fred, now we're not right in the head now we're not so bright instead we're a little bit special just a little bit special that fucker fred made me special just a little bit