Am Gather ‘round and hear my story C ‘Bout a boy named Ellen G First name Kenneth D/F# Last name Parcell Am Wasn’t born in any glory C A Pig farmer’s son by birth G Headed off to New York City D/F# To the mouth of hell F His hands were never blistered C By hammer, axe, or hoe G Clothes were never soiled with Am The bloodstains of his foe F He taped back-to-back Golden Girls C That no man ought to know F D He’s a page for the ages Am Ken Parcell