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[Verse 1]
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I got this wild woman lover, she's as strange as any other
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And she's always making fun outta me
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She got this foul-tempered, distempered, flea-infested dog
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Who likes to sit and watch TV
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He has this habit of destroying my guitars to get even with me, oh
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But that's only after Stevie's put a boot in his face
[Verse 2]
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Well my gal must weigh a ton but she insists that she'll never diet
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I'd like to stick her with a pin to see her burst and some day I think I might
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When she leaps into the bath it's a belly-aching laugh
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Oh, it's something you all oughta see
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And whenever she's hungry, she hits me with a cane
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Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
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Oh, that's why I'll hang around from here to eternity
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Oh, forever
[Verse 3]
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Oh, she beats me like a slave and in the yard she's even plotted my grave, can you believe it?
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I been verboten, forgotten and I've always had my own life to save
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When I was putting out the cat one night
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She kicked me out and wouldn't let me get back in
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It was seven below and I froze to the skin
[Verse 4]
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She only relented when I swore she was the double of Brigitte Bardot
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Then I had to make a little love but I wasn't too slow, you know?
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I coulda claimed I had another migraine but she'd only have yelled, oh
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She treats me like a dog that she dragged in from a bog
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Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
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That's why I'll hang around from here to eternity
[Break]
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[Verse 5]
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Oh, she pokes out my eyes, surprise, surprise
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Oh, she's such a barrel of fun
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That's why I'll hang around from here to eternity, ooh-ooh-ooh
[Outro]
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Forever, mmm-mmm, she's such fun
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She's a barrel full of laughs
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Ooh, oh-oh, mmm-mmm-mmm, oh
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Ooh, she hits me, she hits me, she's such fun
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