Well, well, well Who dares stand before me? A worthy adversary you say? Ha, highly unlikely In the words of those who have failed before you You could learn a thing or two From a guy named Lou I'll make a special trip I'm coming up from the pits for you I'm lightning speed and barbed wire My fingers burn like gasoline on fire, I'm on fire Who's your daddy, what's my name? Here I come through the fire and the flames My cloven hoof's gonna set you straight Get ready now 'cause it's time to meet your fate, I'm your fate Bow and believe what you see There's no escaping from the inferno Kneel and receive the fire in me I am your master, I am eternal Remember your vowels, bitch! A-E-I-O-U I ain't done here's another thing You gonna feel the pain of my fiery sting C'mon boy is that the best you got? I'll give you one more shot, here's your shot It's getting hot! Bow and believe what you see There's no escaping from the inferno Kneel and receive the fire in me I am your master, I am eternal Bow and believe what you see There's no escaping from the inferno Kneel and receive the fire in me I am your master, I am eternal Ow, looks like a real scorcher out there today Folks, we're reaching record highs from now until eternity And I'll be with you for whole ride! Hahahahahahahaha!