Lookin' at the TV screen I see the man that I should be Flip flops on a sandy beach a cold beer livin' up the dream I guess this is reality this product I must really need When I get it I'll be happy all I need's security Security Security Two cold beers a hot bitch and security I guess I'll need a new suit, a new tie, and new shoes Turnin in my resume and do a few interviews Remember firm handshake, look them in the eyes Back straight, say your GPA, and don't you dare lie Well maybe I could lie, if it means getting the job I'll do anything... I'll try Then I'll get turned down 30 times then get an internship All aboard now it's money time, about to be the shit All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security Handcuffs, handcuffs, doggy leash, and rope Tie me up securely and tell me where I need to go As I climb the corporate ladder security starts to grow I can't wait until the day they call me C.E.O. Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go Just like a man with freedom Just like pinocchio Just throw me in a cave and tell me where I need to go Just like a man with freedom Just like pinocchio Cubic cully co Pinocchio All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security All I really need Is two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security Money, weed, women, fast foreign cars Mansion on the waterfront, steak and caviar Everything I want but far from what I need Security, security I'm about to be really I'm about to be really Shit, why don't I feel happy Shit, why don't we feel happy Shit, why don't I feel happy Shit, why don't we feel happy (8x) I guess it's cause we believe the only thing That we need is this made up thing that we call security Two cold beers, a hot bitch, and security