Hanging with my pals No care in the world We’re making memories but Then I see this girl I ask her on a date She tells me that sounds good I’m gonna make her night 'Cause I’m a classy dude She said Do you have what it takes to be a feminist? I said, sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice! In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy With my friends, there’s always joy around me All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place Never ever gonna leave my safe space Couple weeks go by She’s always super pissed She doesn’t think the same As a normal feminist I start to learn a lot About all these new things Men deserve to die because Of the patriarchy I said This sounds far-fetched but I guess I’ll do as you say She said Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way! In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy With my friends, there’s always joy around me All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place Never ever gonna leave my safe space Walking down the street I look right at this girl She’s pretty freaking hot Let’s make sure that she knows You cisgendered, hyper-privileged bigot! This is the end for you Rot in hell you kink-shaming classist Choke on your words And throw yourself into a burning furnace Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy You male-normative, close-minded rapist Go play in traffic Watch your micro-aggressions! I have been triggered, blegh! Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class Binary-normative, crosse-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic Thin-privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine Kyriarchist, acknowledge the fox-kin In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy With my friends, there’s always joy around me All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place Never ever gonna leave my safe space