One time on Halloween day, there was a man who refrained from being gay And he walked into a mansion, he didn't know where he was going And he walked through the halls He didn't know, but it smelled like balls He looked around, but all he could find was the sound of Nothing, it was silent, where is everybody, and why wasn't it violent? Where is everybody? It should be silent? Wait what is that sound, it's coming from the hallway So he turns around, and looks around What the heck is that loud sound He looks around even more He still can't find anything else, yo, bring it back I thought I heard something in the knick-knacks drawer What the heck is that? It's a monster, bro! Welcome to the house of Halloween All we have is something so scary Where are all the monsters, you might ask? They're hiding in the closet with your dad Look around there is nothing left, except the story of Halloween Welcome to the Halloween House We hope you enjoy your stay! Hey! House of Halloween, welcome to the house of Halloween Different monsters try to attack, but all you do is smack All you can do is run, and hide House of Halloween, welcome to the house of Halloween