Chia seeds and magazines Box-set of Primal Scream CDs by The Police Don’t stand so close to me Cheap decks and a microphone A box of custard creams New headset for my phone I need to be hands-free Click it and pay Twelve hours a day I went and got the seeds And I picked the Primal Scream CDs by The Police Don’t stand so close to me I couldn’t find the decks They’re gonna downsize me And my co-worker said You just want to be free Click it and pay Twelve hours a day Every step you take Every move you make