I got a football team I used your money I'm best friends with Thierry Henry Happy Christmas to me I got a rocket ship For my ego trip Give the taxman the slip Happy Christmas to me I'm getting everything I wanted You give everything to me I’ve got everything I asked for Under my Christmas tree Under my Christmas tree Happy Christmas to me I got a ranch in Hawaii 'Cause I value my privacy Yours is no concern to me My Christmas will be happy I got a fleet of drones To deliver crap to your homes I’ll count my cash alone Happy Christmas to me I'm getting everything I wanted You’re giving all of it to me I’ve got everything I asked for Under my Christmas tree Under my Christmas tree Happy Christmas to me