Ooh, ooh, Mercury retrograde Ooh, ooh (Mercury retrograde) I'm not in the mood to talk Can't you read the room tonight? Everything I try to say Gets tangled up inside It isn't really you But somehow it's not me It's just the universe Playing tricks on everything Every little sign is crashing Nothing feels the way it should Like the planets are misaligned And nothing's turning out good Mercury's messing with my mind again Pulling every feeling out of line again Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde Even street signs point nowhere And my thoughts keep spinning 'round I look for something real But only chaos can be found I'm reaching out for answers But the stars won't guide my way Guess the universe decided To rewind my every day Mercury's messing with my mind again Pulling every feeling out of line again Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde If you don't believe it, sweetie I don't know what to say I'm as broken as your mama's TV As the engine in your daddy's Chevy So give me, give me A little space to breathe Mercury's messing with my mind again Pulling every feeling out of line again Don't blame me, sweetie, I'm just out of phase It's Mercury, Mercury retrograde Ooh, ooh, Mercury retrograde