Quarter past twelve when you showed up Chanel lingering in the air You said you had to work late But I checked you weren't there You told me it was nothing Just stopped for a quick drink Tried to convince me I was crazy Said: Relax, it's not what you think Did you think that you were smart That you wouldn't get caught Baby, I've got some news You're not as clever as you thought You think you're slick You think you're sly Think I wouldn't stop To ask you why You think I'm dumb Think I'm blind If I ever looked Think I wouldn't find Why don't you take a seat And have another drink 'Cause trust me baby It's not what you think Tell me, since you know me so well Try the truth, if you're inclined Uh, uh, no need to get up Go ahead, just read my mind 'Cause I think that we've been here A time or two before (or three, or four) I'm thinkin' it's the last time Here's your things and there's the door You think you're slick You think you're sly Think I wouldn't stop To ask you why You think I'm dumb Think I'm blind If I ever looked Think I wouldn't find Go ahead and grab your things And don't forget your drink But trust me baby It's not what you think I know what's running through your head Is there anything you can do That'd make me give you one more shot Somehow convince me to forgive you Maybe that should have crossed your mind Maybe you should have thought that through But baby that ship has sailed And I'm done thinkin' about you You think you're slick You think you're sly Think I wouldn't stop To ask you why You think I'm dumb Think I'm blind If I ever looked Think I wouldn't find Go ahead and grab your things And don't forget your drink 'Cause trust me baby It's not what you think What? No final words? Yeah, that's what I thought