Gotta get a job But I hate the boss man Makes me wanna slit my wrists And burn out doing push-ups in the oceans Man I hate my dreams What's the game plan? I'm mildly dissatisfied with living In the backseat of my budget sedan And it's sugar free Sour heart candy And there's zero calories Caffeinated aspartame It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly Kill me slower Gotta get some sleep But I love the blue lights I'm window shopping for a personality But nothing seems to fit right And there's this girl I know Maybe she's a cannibal And maybe I'm a slightly overqualified emotional support animal And this tacit turn Circuit-board and sunburn But the minute she returns Pillow-talk and blanket statements It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly It's killing me slowly Kill me slower