Well, he feels like an elephant Shaking his big grey trunk for the hell of it He knows that you're dreaming about being loved by him Too bad your chances are slim And it's not like Mr. Shuck To get shy when they ask him who is on top There must be something deep down in the dark down there He's not too easily scared He's got friends but they got the fear Wouldn't care too much if he just disappeared Oh, look, hey, there he is, now coming down the stairs Here he comes He pulled the mirrors off his Cadillac (yeah) 'Cause he doesn't like it looking like he looks back He talks like his opinion is a simple fact Somebody grabbed his collar He cried the whole way home No one remembered a thing when they saw him again That's how it is till the end (Yeah)