No, I haven't seen your grill brush, maurey Ah, yeah, I used it to brush my hair this morning, can't you tell? Ugh Oh, don't leave me out here with the meat, maurey Medium wha—, how can something be medium and well, maurey? Ugh, maurey I turned forty today To me Saturday we installed a new bay window And it was something right out of a dream I never had Saturday belongs to soccer practice I pack their little cakes for after the games they never win And life is full of all of the trappings of the well-to-do And life goes on as I shop for shutters to obstruct the view And life is fine, if only it were mine But just for once, I'd be the center of attention Just for once, remember what a life can be Just for once, I feel the light inside, the burning of a candle Living just for once Living just for Thirty-nine, I lose my hair under careful chemo treatment And I was not unhappy about the attention I ensnared Judge me It fucking worked, I'm fucking here, he's fucking her, I'm disappointed There's still carpet in the bathroom And of the two, who's the worse for wear? Me We love our dogs, especially captain He's a bullshit mix The pool is out, the neighbors come rushing Maury prefers their kids And the world's a stage when you're middle of age But just for once, my life could be just what I wanted Just for once, I'd feel the spark that I once knew Just for once, I'd feel the fight inside, the burning of a candle Something more than I can handle Just for once Should flip the burgers now? Should I double check it's well done on the outside, not within? Oh Should I let the coals burn out? Should I let the years cook my body down in front of him? Oh-oh Just for once, just for once, just for once The other day the johnsons borrowed my tap shoes Their eldest daughter is beginning tap It was no bother, I never ever use them I used to dance I used to dance Ugh, I found your grill brush, maurey It was right here, all along