Me and Diamond Sheilds used to sing this to hatless homie's back in the day No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) Kickin' it wit my best friend middle Los, (my boy) He said he had two baddies who wanna get a little close (Aye) Showed me pics I said I want The one that jiggle most (wobbly), my luck turns out She was sittin on something that could sizzle roast 400 degrees between the knees how can a beautiful Stacked rack pack such a disease? What a sucka Me, love ta be, rubber free when I touch the G Plus we'll be, rushin' up the D 3 bidness days After you penetrate You're no longer in the shade It's like no rent is paid (what?) Just what without thy Sermon you to come praise Cause you stuck outside burnin' from the Sun rays Rod scald 'cause I hit a broad raw gotta take a doc call Like a trip to Todd Hall The free clinic to diminish disease in it Now she's timid 'cause he vetted, we finished No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) Rollin wit my kinfolk Geronaho, he said He had a mixed one for me and I yelled domino Then I said vamanos, to the P valley I'ma go But beyond them legs on her serious head trauma bro She kinda remind me of Raven Simone but in the Ghetto she saw this fellow I got ta cravin the Bone unprotected smelled like rejected fish was Made in the home, infected 16 and reckless This behavin was wrong Had me parfait the fun is ended Shriveled up like a sharpei, I'm stun, offended 3 days after a dark day, but was done in minutes Guess I had to learn the hard way, pun intended 3rd time wasn't a charm at all, gonorrhea Made me wear hat so nothin harm the dog Permanently, no furnace hit me, warned ya all Naked head is a method dead so we can mourn The raw homies No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) Luckily, I didn't pick up no baggage from back in the day That I would have to carry for me the rest of my life The blest fa sho Good thing I shredded my playas jersey when I did And ladies this don't exclude you Bumpin' uglies and orally you can get it too Wake up wonderin' why ya lymph nodes in yo kneck swollen You might need a dental dam No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub (for real), no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it Wit' no rub, (for real) no rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it Wit' a rub (coulda, woulda, shoulda, but I didn't) Okay, that's TMI, Dad Hahahaha ok I'ma gonna brighten it up to tell you about one of my first jobs then