Last night i went to a party It was a heavy metal party Everybody had poofy hairdos Sporting big white adidas sneakers But everybody was having a good time Everybody was gettin' wasted And this this guy came in the room Looking like the ghost of cliff burton He was a headbanger He whipped his head around so fast He gave himself a concussion Dude you better slow down Before you break your neck You know that shit can't be good for your brain Holy shit man i can't take it Just the sight of it was making me dizzy Someone asked if i was in the kiss army And i sad, "what the fuck are you talking about?" But everybody was having a good time They were riding the banzai pipeline And then this guy took off his denim jacket And his shirt said 'bark at the moon' He was a headbanger He whipped his head around so fast He gave himself a concussion Dude you better slow down Before you break your neck You know that shit can't be good for your brain Headbanger