I am complete Fuck! Yes you are fucked Shit out of luck Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck This world will be mine And you're first in line You brought me the pick and now you shall both die Wait wait wait you mother-fucker We challenge you to a rock off Give us one chance to rock your socks off Fuck, fuck Fuck, the demon code prevents me From declining a rock off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch If we win You must take your sorry ass back to hell And also you will have to pay our rent And what if I win? Then you can take kage back to hell What!? Trust me kage it's the only way What you're talkin about? To be your little bitch Fine Let the rock off begin, hahaha I'm the Devil I love Metal Check this riff It's fuckin' tasty I'm the Devil I can do what I want Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost I cannot wait to take K.G. back to hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! I'll make him squeal like the Scarlet Pimpernel No C'mon Kage, bring the thunder! There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice Listen to me He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man God dammit k. G He gonna make you his sex slave Your gonna gargle mayonnaise No Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam Dude We've been through so much shit De-activated lasers with my dick Now it's time to blow this fucker down C'mon K.G. now it's time to blow doors down I hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town Now we've got to blow this fucker down He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down C'mon kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down Ooh pile drive yeah, it's time for a smackdown Hey, Antichrist, Beelzeboss We know your weakness our rocket-sauce We, Rock the Casbah, and blow your mind We will defeat you, for all mankind You hold the Sceptor We hold the key You are the devil We are the D We are the D You guys are fuckin lame, come on, kag, e you're comin' with me Taste my lightning fuckers! No! Oh, fuck! My fuckin horn! Oh, no! From whence you came, you shall remain Until you are complete again No! Fuck you, K. G., and fuck you, J. B I'll get you, Tenacious D