Senorita, tasty mamacita Tell me, baby, what's your name Oh, Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me, baby, who's to blame? I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh, he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell him that's he's gone too far He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself Now my blood is boilin' over my soul Hey! I'm sorry, I didn't hear that Did you just tell me to fuckin' "fuck myself"? Yeah Well, I'm telling you to step outside Oh, really? Yeah, we got some things to talk about A little lady named Conchita Hey! Yeah, you harmed her What? Who said? Who are you? Yeah, fuck you, you piece of shit When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground I see he's cut me with a bottle My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle Donde estas mi horse? Ayee Digame, donde estas Larry? Ayee En los montanes? Donde, en los canyon? Muy bien, cold-water canyon? Andole, hey, ha, ha Ah, te llamo, mi Conchita Yo tengo hombre para tu gota Mira mi cada Soy en fuego para tu bueso Mi amor Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away With Conchita, oh, my mamacita, kissing him upon the face I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you Now my mind is spinnin' out of control Ah, I'm sorry, mamacita Oh, my little senorita I ? Senorita