Am
[Verse 1]
Am
Got abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Dm
Got abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Em
You can whine and moan about being alone
Dm Am
But abandonitis is here to stay
[Verse 2]
Am
You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild
Am
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
Dm
You might get left as a child and run crazy and wild
Am
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
Em
You'd better take it in stride because you just can't hide
Dm Am
From abandonitis when it comes your way
[Bridge]
G
Your baby sister's in jail, your brother's a punk
F E
Your folks are both dead, maybe just drunk
Am G
You feel all alone, so sorry for yourself
F E
You stand in line like everybody else, Abandonitis, uh!
[Instrumental]
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Dm Am
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Em Dm
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Am
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G F E Am
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G F E
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[Bridge]
Am G
It's like a logical stage, you try to engage
F E
There ain't no friends on your Facebook page
Am G
You might get a divorce, remarry of course
F E
It's the same old trap, scream yourself hoarse, Abandonitis!
[Verse 3]
Am
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
Am
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
Dm
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
Am
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
Em
You can't operate on your own fate
Dm Am
Abandonitis don't cut it that way
[Verse 4]
Am
It's just abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Dm
Ol' abandonitis deep down inside us
Am
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Em
You can whine and moan about being alone
Dm Am
But abandonitis dont go away
[Outro]
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( Abond...
Am G F E
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...itis ) ( Abond...
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...itis ) ( Abond...
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...itis). ...Fade out
