C Bm A G
And the sign says long haired freaky people need not apply
D Bm G A
So I tuck my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why
Bm G
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do
D A G A
So I took off my cap and said imagine that, me working for you
CHORUS
D C G
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
D C G
Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mind
A G
Do this, don't do that
C
Can't you read the sign?