I'm as corny as Kansas in August I'm as normal as blueberry pie No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy! I am in a conventional dither With a conventional star in my eye And you will note there's a lump in my throat When I speak of that wonderful guy! I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in May A cliché comin' true! I'm bromidic and bright As a Moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew! I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the fourth of July! If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy! No more a smart little girl with no heart I have found me a wonderful guy! I'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in may A cliché comin' true! I'm bromidic and bright As a Moon-happy night Pourin' light on the dew! I'm as corny as Kansas in August High as a flag on the fourth of July! If you'll excuse an expression I use I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love with a wonderful guy!