They're normal people Not like you Not like me Please can't we be a average family! One normal night That's all I want That's all I need from you One normal house Without a mouse To feed a plant or two You must admit we aren't what people call laid back So can't we muse a bit and lose the basic black? Whoa, one normal night With normal people on their way Just one normal night Whaddaya say? One normal night? To be polite To do the least you can One normal eve? Can you achieve A kind of common man? You have to swear to me Yes, promise to the core It's almost six o'clock They're almost at the door! On all the addams ancestors Who've ever walked aright One normal night! (Doo doo doo doo) Wait! This is the place where I first saw her! Wednesday, with a crossbow And she looked like diana the huntress! Who? He's just expressing himself, dear 'Expressing is the poet's art Just simply say what's in your heart Lucas, your mother's rhyming again I say we take a rain check and go back to the hotel No! One normal night No, not one poem Not one inspiring word One normal scene Complete routine Tonight can't be absurd Please don't embarrass me Or be completely rude Don't make a fuss about the house About the food Whoa! One normal night I know it's big but can't you see This one normal night, is for me! He seems like a nice young man! (They're not right for each other) (he's from Ohio) (it'll never work) Not right for each other?! What do you mean, they're not right for each other? Was napoleon right for josephine? Was nausea right for dramamine? Were the 80's right for the drum machine Who's to say? Who's to say? Was ballet right for balanchine? Was polio right for the salk vaccine? Were you folks right for the mezzanine? Who's to say? One normal night is a perilous trick Normal is hard to attain Children are crazy and parents are quick Passions are hard to explain But this is their moment and this is your chance So if you don't want to remain Start singing of love (what?) Love (no!) Love (why?) Love (ugh) Only affairs of the heart Your turn- Bringing them love (yes!) Love (yes!) Love (right!) Love (good!) Love lets your spirits depart So let the normalcy start! Protect and rally round Let's aid them and abet One normal night is what they'll Get! One normal night! One normal night! One normal night! Wednesday wants One normal night! One normal night! One normal night! Give her just One normal night! One normal night! One normal night! Wednesday wants One (One normal night) (all I want) (We'll comprehend) (all I ask) (We'll tend her every need) (you'll tend my every need) When we arrive We'll come alive To make this night succeed Just be respectable Don't make an odd remark Okay, okay Keep undetectable our passion for the dark Just as you say And then it's paradise Right here in central park In one normal Informal One normal (Ding dong!) Night!