Woo, good morning, ladies But first, I'ma start it off like this Hey, help me sing it, homeboy Say colt 45 and two zig zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns We can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale Skatin' on dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac coup de ville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it eastside palmdale When the afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds When I met a little girl named jan I let her ride in my caddy cause I didn't know her daddy Was the leader of the klu klux klan We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo' Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right She sucked my dick till the shit turned white I thought to myself, sheba, sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a zebra! I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4 Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time Colt 45 and two zig zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns We can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale Skatin' on dayton rims So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac coup de ville If my tapes and my cds just don't sell I bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good I took her to my house, cause she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See, I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass, and she said, aiiiiieeee! Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch Met colonel sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burns We can take our turns Singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through palmdale Skatin' on dayton rims